Funny Speaker Bio ‘s

Quotes taken from speaker biographies….some of the worse or best. You be the judge. I will add to these….stay tuned.

“He works from the command line and uses vi.”

” He enjoys the latest gadgets and technology.”

” He has also spent many years developing C/C++ compilers and knows more programming languages than he has fingers. “

“____ is now ready to change the world.”

“____ was a particularly driven young man. Having been voted “Most Likely to Succeed” by his high-school graduating class, he promptly moved 1000km away from home to attend the University”

“He is a focal point around the world in ….. circles” (editor note: Think visually on this one)

” Any type of major incident comes to this team.” (editor note: Another visual)

“…..hopes to, one day, complete her graduate degree in Information Systems.”


About April C Sims

Oracle DBA for over a decade...enough said.
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